the kitten chronicles - route 66

Who's in the howwwwwse? Inspired by the YouTube video of the drugged-out girl at the dentist, this will be today's topic. Regular readers know the answer- the boys are in the house. And since they spend way more time than I do in there - maybe it's their house, not mine. And maybe my constant complaints about the fur brothers reign of terror are unfair. They could be right. Why should dried flowers be classified as decor and not a plaything? And why aren't house plants a food group? Shouldn't cushions always be on the floor? Magazines were made to be shredded not read, right? The correct answers to the above questions are of course a) No b) No c) No and d) Yes, you can shred any magazine with Stephen Harper or Lady Gaga on the cover. Really, this issue of who's house is it anyway is all about compromise. And since the boys are totally unyielding in their campaign to remodel the house we share, it's clear the Big Cat will be doing all the compromising on his end. Dried flowers are dust collectors, anyway. Death to dried flowers! Wait, they're already dead. Seems like I'm already beginning to see the world through huge,slightly- yellowish kitten eyes.Hey, why was the Rocky theme song Eye of the Tiger and not Eye of the Kitten? The kittens of the world demand a recount!!! xxx dad