The boys have finished off the off-white rug in the living room. Frankly, I think they are complete slackers. It took them almost a year to do it. What do their claws hurt or something? C'mon boys, put some effort into it will ya? Anyway the result is we now have bare hardwood floor. My Mother informed me this is a very popular look these days. So apparently the boys were just trying to get me up to speed with current interior design trends. The fur brains are clearly trying for the dramatic "sparse" look you see in architecture magazines. You know, where the room has virtually no furniture at all - just a block of marble in one corner placed just so. This means the rest of the furniture must go. The brocade wing chair is done. Nice work, lads. The boys are now focusing their efforts on slashing up the couch and the two remaining chairs. If they don't get too distracting by the new pussy willows.
There is something about fresh pussy willows that cats find irresistible. They cannot rest until every single furry gray bud has been ripped from the branch and chased across the slippery hardwood floor. Wait, now I get it. They only destroyed the rug so they could properly chase the fallen pussy willows! This means they don't really know anything about interior design after all. I better call off the interview between the boys and HG TV. Although seeing Rooney in a little ascot would have been very memorable in my opinion. xxx dad
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