After 200 episodes of Seinfeld, Jerry gave each member of the cast an M- class Mercedes. After 200 Julia Child recipes the Julia-wanna-be author celebrated by eating her entire output of Gateau St. Henri and reportedly gained 3 pounds the next day. So after 200 posts about cats destroying my house something fitting should be done. Maybe a pottery sacrifice. I could buy a really bad figurine from Goodwill and place it just so on the dining room table and the fur-faces could celebrate by cheerfully knocking it on the floor. Or maybe I could get the boys their own recyliner something with a nubbley fabric they could really sink their claws into.
Or I could leave the fridge door open all day and the boys could forage at will. Do they like feta cheese? Lets find out. The best thing might be to just move the stove. I'm pretty sure there are over 100 stuffed catnip mice, beer caps and Midnight Crazy balls trapped behind there that the lads have been trying to valiently fish out for months. Oh hell, I'll just give them a toilet paper roll
and watch them make their own confetti. xxx dad
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