They say that cats are supposed to be smart. But I have to say I'm very disappointed with the boys stubborn refusal to learn English. We're talking very basic stuff here - particularly the word "No!" I use this often with them, hundreds of times in a day actually, and do they learn? No. This morning I was sitting on the stairs putting my shoes and socks on and Rufus suddenly attacked, jumping with full claws on my back. "No", I screamed. He looked at me with a complete lack of comprehension. I mean he didn't even reply with "Eek!" his normal answer to everything. His brother then dragged away my socks in the confusion.
Maybe this was a premeditated, highly organized attack? Rethinking the whole thing I'm coming to the conclusion that they are faking this lack of understanding. This means when I say" No" to sitting inside the vegetable crisper in the fridge," No" to licking my beer bottle and" No" to untying my shoelaces with their razor-sharp teeth while I'm still wearing the shoes - they're just ignoring me, the little, furry buggers. Steff says I should get a water pistol, but I'm thinking about a leftover sound cannon from the G20 summit - that would show them!xxxdad
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