the kitten chronicles - part 56

Why didn't I decide to get poisonous snakes as my pets of choice? OK,so you have to watch out where they are when you enter the house, but I already have to be vigilant about that with the boys. The snakes could take care of any mouse problem - so again that puts them even in the plus side of the argument with the fur faces. And here's where poisonous snakes are more lovable that kittens. They don't destroy anything. Yesterday's casualty was a gorgeous Betty platter. The boys, in their addled headed wisdom thought it would look better on the floor - in pieces.Honestly, these cats should have their own demolition business - Pussy Pulverizers. In ancient time cats were feared to be possessions of the devil - and frankly I wish the devil would come and take his possessions back. Good riddance - hope you enjoy what they do to your underworld realm, Satan. Me, bring on the hissing cobras. Cuteness is overated. xxx dad