Be on the lookout for two dangerous criminals - "Screw face" and" Pruney". Screwface is a 6 month old kitten, orange and white, known to leap into the center of potted plants and cause them to come crashing to the floor. Then when confronted with his feline crimes he lies stretched out on the floor with his tongue stuck partly out of his mouth in a demented manner (hence his nickname)
His brother and accomplice in crime is a 6-month old, black and white kitten who is so obsessively attracted to water his paws now are horribly wrinkled - giving him his criminal nom de plume - "Pruney". Both these vicious lawbreakers like to assume the guise of innocent kittens and will often be found happily purring by the scene of their crimes. "Did what? I'm just a cute little kitten", their behavior seems to say. Do not be fooled by this act. These heinous fur-faces are as lawless as they come. Come to think of it, the picture I drew to help the cat sitter tell the boys apart would make a damn fine Wanted poster. Thing is you don't really need a poster - they're very easy to catch. After they commit some terrible act of destruction they come up and rub against your leg. The nerve of those cold-blooded fiends. xxx dad
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