the kitten chronicles - part 107

Dang! I missed the Cat Whisperer last night on TV. So I have no idea what to whisper to the boys to bend them to my will. Came home after a few drinks last night and tried some improvised whispering. "Please don't pee around the house!" "Do you have to shed your fur everywhere?" "Why is there cat litter strewn throughout the entire house?" and then quietly, "Help me, Jesus..." None of these heartfelt whispers seemed to strike a chord with the fur-faces. Much blinking. Occasional purring. And when Jesus was mentioned they both walked out of the room. I should have taped the segment. Or PVRed it. Except I don't have the equipment to do either. I'll try some more whispering tonight and if no further luck will go back to just yelling my head off at them. It reduces stress better than whispering anyways. xxx dad