People who know the Big Cat personally now routinely ask, "How's the destruction of the house going?" And swallowing hard I reply, "Ahead of schedule." When you house two adolescent cats who needs Tepperman? The boys believe in team work and apply this to all their undertakings. Plants. "You take the top and I'll take the bottom, brother!" The couch. "Lets both roll all over it - the fur will spread twice as fast!" Carpets. "I'm sharpening my claws - oh, you are, too. Good work!" Then add in the sad fact that the house smells like a giant litter box when I walk in through the door after a grueling day of writing about bladder control products.
Wait, that's it!!! I could outfit the boys in kitty TENA protective underwear. That would solve at least one problem. And frankly they'd be so embarrassed to be seen in them- they might start hiding out full time in the dark seclusion of the Casa Big Cat basement. I don't know why I haven't thought of this solution sooner. Clearly I'm slipping as a Creative guy. xxx dad
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