the kitten chronicles - part 119

I have finally figured it out. The boys are pottery critics. And pretty darn tough ones at that. Don't like the colour? Smash!! Wow, this one isn't symmetrical. Crash! What was the potter thinking? Bam!!! They are working their finicky standards through all the earthenware at Casa Big Cat. Nothing stands up to their intense scrutiny. "This potter should be sentenced to life without a kiln", they mew with venom. The other night I was watching Ghost and the pottery scene came on - the boys attacked the TV. And I don't think it was Demi Moore's acting that provoked them (although that might have added fuel to the fire). Could it be that cats have an aversion to all things clay? Maybe it reminds them of kitty litter? Anyway the toll climbs alarmingly higher on a daily basis. Last night another Grandy bowl bit the dust - that's 2 in less than a week!! Then it's time for the Big Cat to Pick up the Pieces as the Average White Band used to sing. I'm thinking of putting rubber bowls on my Christmas list. xxx dad