the kitten chronicles - part 125

Would losing their nuppins cause the boys to become lethargic layabouts prone to massive weight gain? Well, according to the instructions from the kindly cat doctor this is often the case. The instructions strongly urge you to cut back on your cat's food by 30%. And just in case you didn't understand they tell you again in no uncertain terms - cut your cat's food by 30%, idiot cat owner! With 2 cats that would be 60%, right? Boy, the fur-faces are going to think they've been sentenced to Siberia. "Please Big Cat, can we have some more?" I can hear them pathetically mewing at me. But all this food restriction is based on the supposition that they've lost their mojo - and I'm here to emphatically state this is not the case. In fact, they seem to have introduced a new winter fitness program. It consists of violent high speed chases up and down the stairs right when I get up. I suppose this is just to get the kinks out of their furry bodies since they've been sleeping. Another theory is one thinks the other has his nuppins and has hidden them somewhere in the house. So he chases his brother around trying to force him to disclose the location of the missing nuppins. Whatever the cause there is so much activity that I'm not cutting back their food one tasty morsel of kibble. Rooney needs fuel to catch Rufus because only Rufus knows where those precious nuppins are tucked away. And of course vice versa. Run on boys, run on! xxxdad