the kitten chronicles - part 153

From what I understand UFC is very popular with the younger demographic. What they find appealing about it is the no-holds barred aspect of the fighting. Go ahead do your worst and winner take all. These people should see the boys go at it. George Saint Pierre has nothing on the lads. For one thing biting is perfectly legal in a fight between the two fur faces. So is scratching. And kicking the other guy in the nuppins (or where the nuppins formerly were located in this case) If you like your fights savage and as unencumbered by needless rules as possible by all means come to Casa Big Cat one night and see the boys go at it. The fury, the speed and the intensity are unrivaled and very entertaining (unless a flying cat knocks over your beer in which case it is very annoying.) There are still a few rules in cat fighting. 1) No fighting when a cat is trying to eat. 2) No fighting when a cat is trying to lick itself (cleanliness is sacrosanct to the boys). And lastly, no fighting when Rufus doesn't feel like horsing around. He's very strict about this. And he has to be or his brother would fight continually every minute of the day. If Rooney attacks when Rufus isn't in the mood there is hell to pay. Rufus exacts punishment that is terrifying for his brother to bear. After this is over. They both lick themselves to settle down and all is forgiven. And so when you hear people talk about a "cat fight" you now know what they're going on about. And yes, fur does literally fly. xxx dad