the kitten chronicles - part 160

I was typing in hitbyatrain the other day (the Old 97's website) and Google offered me some very interesting suggestions as it tried to guess what I was typing. One of them was" Cats who look like Hitler". Strange, I thought. Better go and check to see if Rooney is posted on the site. Luckily, no sign of my furface - but many disturbing felines with a bizarre arrangement of fur mustaches and combed bangs. They call them "Kitlers". I've decided Rooney looks more like Dizzy Gillespie with his soul patch. Still, when I was watching the Grammys last night and Muse came on with their song that sounds like the Chi national anthem ("they cannot control
us....we will be victorious" go the lyrics) the boys began march around the living room in circles. And I thought I detected a little bit of goosestep in Rooney's march. Particularly when the Muse lads sang the lyric about turfing the "fat cats" - he also glared at me during this part. Are they planning to overthrow the Big Cat? I wouldn't put it past them. But then who would run the can opener for them? Bet they haven't thought about that! Typically shortsighted these Chairmen Meows. xxx dad