the kitten chronicles - part 167

Ever been given the cold shoulder by a feline? This is the Big Chill times two at Casa Big Cat. And who can blame the boys? Their leader, the self-proclaimed Big Cat, thoughtlessly abandoned them for a fortnight. Alone, but for occasional visits from the cat sitter and Bee, the boys eeked (Eek!) out a miserable existence in a house that was cold and under-lit. Then, that very same Big Cat struts back in and expects a royal greeting - I don't think so, mister. The fur-brains brush by me ignoring me willfully. No affection for you, Big Cat - "Big Betrayer" is more like it! Big Fink. Big Heartbreaker. We will show you. We will take a toilet paper roll and reduce it to tiny white snowflakes and spread it throughout the entire house to show our displeasure. And that's just for starters! Our wrath will be withering! We will stage a campaign that will make Shock and Awe look like a child's birthday party. Really. We're serious here. But first, could you rub our tummies? Please!!!!!! Boy, that was one short war. O.K., Rooney c'mon over here. xxx dad