Rooney thinks he is Jean Claude Van Dam. He struts around the house rolling his muscles in a way that summons up "The Muscles from Brussels", Van Dam's famous nickname. Being a smaller cat he smartly decided not emulate Arnold or Sly. But his "look at me
I'm magnificent" walk has just the right JCVD note. He could become a famous celebrity impressionist with this act. Rufus thinks
his brother looks ridiculous with all this muscle-rolling stuff and secretly snickers when Rooney walks past. Somehow the notion of styling yourself after a D-list Belgian action hero is entirely laughable to the sensible ginger cat. "What's next, speaking Flemish?", Rufus thinks to himself and shakes his head. He is quiet about his criticism though, because frankly Rooney could pound him into schnitzel or whatever it is the Belgians eat. xxx dad
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