the kitten chronicles - part 193

For the Royal Wedding, our receptionist's brother dressed his cats up in little outfits to watch the broadcast. The boys snickered at this news when I informed them. Then they got a look of fear in their eyes and hid under the couch in the living room. They probably had visions of the Ol' Big Cat fashioning them some Canucks jerseys out of crepe paper and duct tape. Fear not lads, while the Canucks are my rooting preference I'm strictly a Maple Leaf fan so the odds on you finding your furry body compromised by some homemade blue and white outfit is incredibly remote. Even if Burkie claims we're only 3 players away from glory. The boys found that statement even more hilarious than the story of the cats in tiny waistcoats and fascinators. But then they share the Big Cat's fatalistic sense of humor about the home team. What they don't know is I'd put them in tiny western outfits for an Old 97's concert any day. Rooney would look amazing in a miniature 10-gallon hat, trust me! xxx dad