kitten chronicles - part 25

Mayday! Mayday! The perimeter has been breached! All bets are off! The Huns are at the gate! Or at least the kittens. Came home last night and who casually hopped off the livingroom couch to greet me? The fur-faces! Yes, they got over the barricade and then spent the whole day in the livingroom. Luckily, not a thing was damaged. No curtains were shredded or carpets torn up. However, they did have to go the whole day without food, water and yikes! - a litter box. You see, once they got over the barricade, getting back to the rest of the house was quite another matter and they were trapped in the livingroom. Take that you two fur-brains. Yet, there were no accidents. Well trained these boys. There is no stopping them now, I fear. Last night to show off, Roo-face jumped from the piano stool to the piano and ever-so delicately padded around behind the pictures patting them gently with his paw as if to say" look what incredible damage I could do if I wanted!" And the Big Cat muttered, "you are this close to becoming a Rescue Kitten, mister." Naturally, he cooly replied, "Eek".