People now think of me as a Cat Man. I know this is slightly confusing as I refer to myself in this blog as the Big Cat, but I mean in the" Crazy Cat Lady" male counterpart sense. Well, it is just me and the boys rambling around that big old house - still, people now seem to think cats have taken over. They want to donate more cats to the cause. Oh, he has cats? Maybe he'd like another?
Or maybe another kitten or two?? This is going way too far. As regular readers of this serial can attest, the whole central theme
to The Kitten Chronicles is my pathetic struggle to deal with the two rambunctious young felines I already have. Hilarity ensues as I am routinely overpowered and overwhelmed by two small balls of fur and their destruction of my home. Clearly I can't even handle 2 tiny kittens!! What makes people think I love cats so much that I'd like another 3 or 4? That truly would drive the Big Cat crazy. Besides, the boys and I have our own secret language and we'd have to teach the other cats that. Wouldn't we, boys?
"Eek", they reply. I'd tell you what that means- but it's a secret behind the 3 of us. Crazy Cat Man, indeed! xxxdad
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