Dogs wake you up in the morning because they want to be taken outside for a walk. But kittens? What the hell do kittens want at 6 in the bloody morning? The Big Cat's fawning attention, apparently. Just the smallest noise from my bedroom like a toilet flushing, for example, rouses them from their very light slumbers next door in the office and has them "Eeking" and scratching at my bedroom door. "It's morning, Big Cat! Come and greet the dawn with us - it is fine!", their Eeks tell me. Usually I can't hear the pathetic mewling, but the fan in the bedroom has starting making a noise like
a Midnight Crazy ball jingling right in the bedroom - so I turned it off. Wait, maybe that is an actual Midnight Crazy ball and the boys are ringing it like an alarm bell.
Slowly the boys are breaking their leader down through sensory deprivation.We will
break you like a twig, Big Cat! Like a twig. xxx dad
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