the kitten chronicles - rooney's bad day

Pee in the wrong spot and it can get you in a lot of trouble. Just ask Ben Rothlisberger. The bad boy quarterback of the Steelers is being criticized for peeing in the woods while playing a round of golf. The black and white kitten is Ben Rothlisberger in a fur suit. Yesterday, he peed on my chair, peed in the "fort" and twice missed the litter box with a pile by a foot. To be fair, Rooney is befuddled. Where the hell is the litter box? OK, there's this big bin thingee sitting where the litter used to be - but where's the freakin' litter box?, Big Cat! Thinking we would all just take a step back to happier less messy times, I took the Clever Cat lid( with the hole in it) off the top of the fancy smancy new litter box. Now he just has to hop in. Hell, his brother can do it. And give him a superior look,too - Eek! Anyway, the poor little gob-smacked black and white fur bag has one more day to get his act together. And then.... that Clever Cat litter box is going straight to the Blue box. Or maybe I send Runes to a school of higher learning? P. U.?xxxdad