Is this the final straw? Or just one more sad addition to the kittens trail of destruction? Last night I returned home to find the boys had demolished one of my home's most sacred artifacts. The photo of the baby Samantha lay in shards of glass on the floor. This is really too much!! I mean you'd be better off taking a picture of the baby Jesus and dragging it through the litter box. Or using a crucifix as a kitty chew toy! Worst of all the lads actually like Sam. So how could they treat her image so brutally? Maybe they didn't recognize her? After all, she's obscured by a basket in the photo and is bald. They know her only a a kindly girl who scratches their worthless tummies and has auburn hair and glasses. They probably thought the baby was a rival. Cats hate babies. This is well known. Just look what those 2 Siamese cats did to the baby's bottle in Lady and the Tramp. This is warning enough for anyone! They'll probably pretend nothing happened when she comes over. Heck, they pretended nothing happened when I confronted them and demanded a confession as to which of the fur-faces did it. It's a classic defense. Big wide eyes blinking.
Complete denial of any knowledge of wrong doing. Come to think of it the Leafs play that defense all the time, too. It's much cuter with kittens, believe me. xxx dad
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