the kitten chronicles - part 99

The fur is flying at Casa Big Cat. And often the cat is flying with it. Actually I'm getting so good at the cat toss I'm hoping it could be made into an Olympic event. The question is Winter Games or Summer? I'm sure the boys would prefer Summer but I think Winter would be more exciting and maybe it could be performed on ice? The cats would slide then. Plus, it would give us another sure Winter medal. Why all the heaving of fur-faces? So many reasons. This morning I was singing My Furry Valentine to them as I ironed my shirt. When I got to the new lyric "Is your figure less that Greek, with your mouth do you say Eek!"( which I thought was very clever but they clearly felt was a demeaning reference to kitten-speak they haven't used in 3 months now) They used their claws on my shirt, thus prompting a tremendous cat toss. Animal rights activists fret not, the toss is gentle on both the tossee and and the tosser. That's why it's called cat toss not cat hurl. Anyway, the boys are not easily discouraged. They came right back and clawed the shirt sleeves prompting yet another record toss. At this rate we'll be ready for 2012 in no time.Go Canada go! Eek! xxx dad