the kitten chronicles - part 131

The kittens are getting suspicious about their leader. They huddle together and murmur softly. I think they suspect the Big Cat is not a cat. They had no such doubts when they were small. They missed their mother and badly needed a substitute. So they followed me around endlessly mewing. And I tried to give them guidance. But now the rebellion is on. Here are the important clues that the Big Cat may not in fact be a cat at all as compiled by Rooney and Rufus. #1: The Big Cat is allowed on the kitchen counter and cats aren't allowed on the kitchen counter #2 The so-called Big Cat never laps up water from the tap like we do - he uses the Cedar Springs water cooler - very fancy! #3 The Big Cat goes outside and cats are not allowed outside. #4 Never uses litter box
#5 Breath doesn't smell like cat food #6 Cannot speak cat - in fact his meowing is a pathetic mockery of our dialect #7 Appears to have no tail! (he could be hiding it however) #8 Sleeps in a different room (although he has been seen to sleep in a chair like we do) #9 His whiskers are an embarrassment #10 Completely ignores the Nature channel and watches sports constantly on TV
We do not think he is a cat. But as long as the kibble keeps flowing we will continue our study. xxx Rooney & Rufus