the kitten chronicles - part 135

I do wonder what goes on at the Casa Big Cat when said Big Cat is away. Yesterday Bee found out. Mayhem, that's what goes on.
When she came into the house she was confronted by a very disturbed Rooney who appeared to be bleeding from a head wound.
After getting over this initial shock Bee examined him a little closer and found what appeared to be blood was in fact sweet and sour sauce. The fur-brains had found a plastic container of sticky orange sauce on the counter and had spread in everywhere including over themselves. I hope Rooney looked embarrassed to be found in this condition but I'm pretty sure he was appearing completely nonchalant about his appearance. "Red dye #6 in the fur? All the cool cats are doing it these days haven't you heard?"
That's the thing about Rooney he is shameless. His brother, much more dignified, just shakes his head in exasperation. "Some days I can't believe we came from the same mother", he mutters. So anyway Bee cleaned everything up and when I came in that night the boys did an excellent job of pretending nothing at all had happened. Bloody paw prints everywhere? Prove it, Big Cat, prove it.
xxx dad