Friday, January 7, 2011

the kitten chronicles - part 133

You have to wait one hour after eating before you can go in the water. Some rules are more hard and fast than others. In Rooney's case the rule should be don't eat your morning cat chow and then mere seconds later charge around the house trying to bite your brother. This will result in you losing your breakfast. Ah youth! And how to communicate this to a high strung impetuous teen cat.
They just won't listen. Anyway now I know that residual lizard tails aren't causing Rooney's tummy troubles. Lack of proper digestion time is more likely. Damn this strenuous cat training program! It's either feast or famine with the boys - high- speed break- neck racing - or lying around on the floor like boneless chicken breasts. Such is the life of a cat at Casa Big Cat. Middle
ground is so tedious. Live life on the edges lads - but know there will be a price to be paid! xxx dad

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