the kitten chronicles - part 139

The theme to the Kitten Chronicles is: We pressured our Dad into getting kittens. Now the kittens pressure him to write about them. Which makes it sound like the Ol' Big Cat is the one under all the pressure. "But is this true?", asked Unk over dinner the other night."Aren't the boys under pressure to provide you with lively material for your blog every day?" I had never thought of it that way! And now I can see that the fur faces extremely bad behavior has a silver lining of a sort. They just want to generate juicy source material. Which totally explains why they turned an entire toilet paper roll into confetti yesterday. Normally they just unroll the whole thing and drape it all over the room - mundane stuff that can be found every day on You Tube videos of kittens. So they put a new spin on their destruction, the clever lads! They tore the roll into teeny tiny pieces that made it look like it had snowed in the basement. Now that's innovation! But you can see that coming up with these new ideas all the time is taking its toll. And probably explains their hair loss. They're not just shedding - it's falling out from the pressure. And at last the revenge of the Big Cat is complete. What compelling act of domestic terror will you come up with boys for tomorrow's blog? Wow, now that the pressure's on the boys I'm feeling a whole lot more relaxed. Maybe I'll stop shedding. xxx dad